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teardown — £250

find out what your site is leaving on the table

Send me your URL and I will record myself going through it — the technical problems, the pages you should own and do not, and the three things I would fix first. No call, and it comes off the price if you go on to hire me.

how it works

  1. 01You send your URL and one line about what you are trying to grow.
  2. 02I spend a few hours going through the site properly — crawl, speed, structure, and the terms you should own but do not.
  3. 03You get a recorded walkthrough and a short prioritised list, usually within a few days.
  4. 04You do whatever you like with it. Fix it yourself, hand it to your team, or talk to me about doing it.

the guarantee

If I go through your site and genuinely cannot find anything worth fixing, you get your £250 back. I would rather refund you than pad a list to justify an invoice.

request one

No payment yet — I confirm I can help and send an invoice first. No newsletter, no sequence, no sharing your details. If you would rather just email,hello@growgrass.net.

the obvious questions

why is it not free?

Free audits are sales documents. They are written to worry you into a call, not to be useful. Charging a little means I can spend real hours on it and write what I actually think.

is it a sales call in disguise?

There is no call at all. You get a recording and a list. If you want to talk afterwards, you get in touch with me.

what if you find nothing?

Then I tell you that and refund you. A site with nothing wrong with it is not something I am going to invent problems for.